NO SURPRISES
the anti-radiohead website

Radiohead is despicable. Granted, at one time Jonny Greenwood may have had guitar lessons and Thom Yorke occasionally hits the right pitch -- but that is beside the point.

Why, why, why are they included in almost all "greatest band ever" discussions? If you can't figure out the solution, then you've come to the right place. Neither can we!

Current hypothesis: Rather than admit that they have no idea what the hell Thom Yorke is singing about when he starts insisting that he is not a vegetable, Radiohead "fans" assume that there is in fact a deep meaning to these worthless lyrics. This rapidly leads to Radiohead Superiority Syndrome (RSS), of which we assure you that every despiser of Radiohead has had to stand up to. We just don't understand the, ahem, brilliance.

If you're like us, all freedom fighters, let's unite us! Join the movement today and sign our petition. At No Surprises you will find solace, support, and sanctuary for your negative sentiments towards the British band Radiohead!

News:

May 06, 2007 - Post count exceeds 3,500 in the forums. Jonny Greenwood's Guitars, a cartoon, added.

May 03, 2007 - Massive attack initiated by AtEase on the RadioheadSucks.com Forums. Post count skyrockets from 400 to 2000 overnight. Attack finally contained by valiant action of mods Gnome, Robotblue, DGarcia, and admin Charbach007.

April 28, 2007 - Thom Yorke's Voice - A Spectographic Analysis added.

April 19, 2007 - Airbag analysis added.

"Thom Yorke should feel grateful that he has been given the ability to write pop songs -- which he needs to do again!"

~Brandon Flowers of "The Killers"